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Created on 2002-07-28 15:08:43 (#647231), last updated 2007-09-16
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Basic Info| Name: | thomas |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-22 |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington, United States |
| Website: | square in a circle jerk |
BioOne time my grandma told me I had sexy nostrils, which made my head swell up even though I knew she was probably just drunk and looking for attention. I spent the whole next hour in the bathroom, flaring them all come-hither and shit in the mirror, getting myself hella horny. I shot my wad on the faucet.
Then last Christmas I overheard Grandma tell my cousin Marcus HIS nostrils were even more porkable than mine. Bitch was getting all poetic, saying shit like "your sinuses are the portal to your soul" and "let me see them fine-ass boogers" and acting all sultry and shit.
Which is hella wack, but it didn't hurt my feelings too bad- mostly it was just like, what's THAT bitch been smoking, because Marcus doesn't even have any fucking nostrils!
Marcus is what you call "special", if you know what I mean. He's one of those babies who's born with no face at all- just a dark, snotty pit, right in the middle where the nose should be. No eyes, no ears, no mouth, no nostrils to flare up for Grandma. Just a tiny black hole.
And he can't even do anything with it, like talk or yell or lick bush. All that comes out of that hole is stringy yellow stuff, or sometimes a noise you can barely make out, like a scream from the bottom of a well.
Also I have pretty eyes.
Then last Christmas I overheard Grandma tell my cousin Marcus HIS nostrils were even more porkable than mine. Bitch was getting all poetic, saying shit like "your sinuses are the portal to your soul" and "let me see them fine-ass boogers" and acting all sultry and shit.
Which is hella wack, but it didn't hurt my feelings too bad- mostly it was just like, what's THAT bitch been smoking, because Marcus doesn't even have any fucking nostrils!
Marcus is what you call "special", if you know what I mean. He's one of those babies who's born with no face at all- just a dark, snotty pit, right in the middle where the nose should be. No eyes, no ears, no mouth, no nostrils to flare up for Grandma. Just a tiny black hole.
And he can't even do anything with it, like talk or yell or lick bush. All that comes out of that hole is stringy yellow stuff, or sometimes a noise you can barely make out, like a scream from the bottom of a well.
Also I have pretty eyes.
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